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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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22tops:

Namelessgem: dinner with the granddad 

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cambridgestyles:

//it’s just you & I tonight, why don’t you figure my heart out//

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digg4sex:

How To Lick Pussy

There is really only one way to eat pussy. And that is with every fiber of your being. Now don’t get me wrong there are several styles and positions you can do it in but to really lick and eat pussy you have to want to be down there and not afraid to get your face and hands messy. 

You have to lay her back and spread her legs and kiss and lick and tease her pussy before you even think about entering her with a finger or tongue. You have to admire her legs and kiss and nibble and lick them. You cannot also forget that the rest of her body is very sensitive while you are between her legs, let your hands roam, play with her breasts, take her hands in your hand, feel her excitement. Now that you have driven her crazy with your teasing it is time to lick a single lick from the very bottom of her to the very tip of her pussy. This single long lick should receive a long slow moan and perhaps her fingers grabbing your hair to show her appreciation. The best thing about going down on a woman is hearing her as you do it. The moans and the groans and the screams are what it is all about. Even when she asks you to stop she probably doesn’t really mean it, getting a woman so excited that she needs to take a break is the greatest feeling in the world. Pushing her to extremes she doesn’t normally feel will make you a fond memory for years to come. 

And once you get to open her up and lick her and taste her on your tongue you should be moaning from the taste and the feel of her. This amazing pussy that will soon be housing your cock as you fuck her into the evening. Show your appreciation for all that it does for you and the feelings it brings you. When you are licking and tasting and sucking on her lips do it with the energy of a child going after his favorite candy. Press your face hard as you tongue fuck her, suck with all your might as you tease her clit in your mouth. Make sure you use every single weapon in your arsenal. Use your fingers and your tongue and your lips, make sure you attack her body with so many sensations that she cannot help but come for you, over and over. Slide a finger or two in and out of her pussy as your flick your tongue all over her clit, circling and pressing. Make sure you listen to her as well, if she isn’t as vocal as some she will let you know what she likes with her hands or her moans, pay attention. She will always let you know one way or another. 

And the end result of this incredibly fun act is to make her come. It isn’t to warm her up for a fucking, (though you will get that as well) It is to show her that you are willing to give as good as you get. You will know when she is close to coming for you. You will feel her strong legs hold you and kick and spread for you, you will feel her pussy getting ready to reward you and you will hear the moans and groans of a woman on the edge of ultimate pleasure. DONT STOP doing what you are doing, I don’t care if your neck hurts or your hands cramp. For this is the best part, the part where her body totally lets go and comes. A woman’s orgasm is an amazing thing, she can have them one after another and that is what makes them so much fun, if you do this right and do not stop one might turn into two and so on. And you would be surprised how much men don’t really care a woman coming. So when a woman finds one that does care and will put in all the time to make her come, she will be yours. Body and soul. So as you finger and lick and suck and press your face against that wonderful pussy, tasting all she has to offer, don’t stop, keep going. Moan into her and grab her with your hands and hold her as you continue to please her. And don’t you dare stop till she is DONE. 

Written by: Grifters

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shroudedexcitement:

On rare occasions, she can be too desperate to be shy. Knowing exactly what she needs, she lowers herself onto my waiting mouth, in control. 

Original image courtesy of ‘mofolibido.tumblr.com’. 

#nsfw
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disneyprncess said:
Cinderella
disneyladiesfromlastnight replied:

Favorite thing about her?

R: Her strength. A lot of people like to talk about how the older Disney ladies don’t have personalities or are weak or just sit around waiting for a prince to arrive, but that’s really just never true. It’s especially not true with Cinderella. I love her because she did her best every day in a toxic environment and still managed to stay optimistic, respectful, and poised. She just… it’s never easy to leave your family when you have nothing to fall back on, even if your family is horrific. She stayed, got her night of happiness at the ball, and was content to live out the rest of her life with just that memory. I mean, where was she going to go all by herself if she left? Luckily, she got the happy ending she deserved, so she didn’t have to worry about that.

B: Yes, you put it so much better than I could. She was one of my favorites when I was younger because my dad used to tell her story as one of my bedtime stories. I always admired her ability to work hard, and I that she made the best of a bad situation.

Least favorite thing about her?

R: It is her best characteristic, but also her worst, I believe: her all-encompassing forgiveness. Not everyone deserves forgiveness.

B: I mean I don’t know if she was in a position to do this, but I wish she stood up for herself a little more.

Do I like her movie?

R: I really, really, really do :)

B: YES. Classic.

Favorite outfit she wears?

R: You know, I think I really just liked them all! Her work clothes, her mother’s dress, her BEAUTIFUL ball gown, and her lovely wedding dress.

B: I like the ball gown. It’s elegant and tasteful, especially compared to some of the more colorful/gaudy dresses we see at the ball itself..

Favorite song from her movie?

R: “Sing Sweet Nightingale.” It’s very short, I know, but that scene where she’s cleaning the floors and has all the multi-colored bubbles… It’s one of my favorite scenes from the film.

B: “A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.” (I have a lot of weird dreams, so I don’t know what my heart is wishing for.) It was a nice introduction to Cinderella, and I think it gave us some insight into her character right off the bat.

Favorite animal (or human) friend she has?

R: Jacques! Gus was a little too slow for my younger and significantly more impatient self, and so he frustrated me, ahahah. The scene after the corn and the animals being fed… I would end up yelling at Gus to hurry up before Lucifer killed him, LOL. Jacques was much more daring and a great leader.

B: I loved to hate Lucifer. He had that whole Tom and Jerry thing going with the mice.

Which trait of her personality do I most see in myself?

R: Her emotional strength. It is so hard to forgive people and to keep persevering, but it is something I really value about myself.

B: Her absolute faith that if she kept persevering, things would turn out well in the end. I firmly believe that if you work hard and do your best, you will succeed (although a little luck does help).

How would I rate her prince?

R: Well, we don’t really know anything about Charming other than the fact that he loves his father, gets an A+ in Doing Princely Things To Be Painted For My Dad’s “Office,” and was bored by the fact that he had to choose a wife out of tons of ladies. He seemed nice enough, but I still think he ought to have been with the Grand Duke when hunting for Cinderella. That brief moment of “please god no” when Charming sees Anastasia and Drizella is PRICELESS, though.

B: HA! Yes. I haven’t seen any of the sequels (which is where I think they develop his character more?), but he seems like a decent enough fellow. Should’ve known to get her digits earlier in the evening, though. Rookie mistake.

Where does she rank on my top 10 favorite princesses?

R: Cinderella is one of my favorite princesses now that I’m older. She’s just so good.

B: My hair used to look a lot like hers, which is I think why I was drawn to her as a child. I am exceptionally fond of her, but I don’t know if I would really call her a favorite.

 

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larrysshowersthatarebritish:

My mom took the dogs in to get groomed. There’s Claude, the one she’s holding. Carl is sniffing him. And then there’s Sam..

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dutchster:

staff:

Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.

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Anonymous said:
you seem to have a lot of pent up rage...
thornicating replied:

I’m living in a world of rape and murder and war in a body that is dying that (no matter my best efforts) I will never be able to escape. I’m a teenaged girl whose opinion rarely gets taken seriously, caught in a society that dictates my every move and if I don’t conform, then I won’t survive. 

Damn right I have a lot of pent up rage. 

Everyone should. 

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bakrua:

i figure this would be a useful thing to have going around today, to give some people some peace of mind! please do not post screamers today, it’s not funny, and you could hurt someone!

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Anonymous said:
jesus christ some people have epilepsy and the video could have triggered a seizure im literally so tired of pretentious able bodied jerkwads who think things like that cant hurt anyone just because theyre not affected
scoutinglegion replied:

I never said anything about epilepsy or anything???????? I understand somethings should be tagged because of triggers like calm the fuck down

thornicating:

The video that you’re talking about is non-triggering, has gentle music, and does not have flashing images that pull on epileptic triggers. This idea is completely ridiculous, and is almost making epilepsy seem like some sort of joke. If someone has such a severe condition (AND I MEAN SEVERE, to the point that normal videos like that would set them off) then they would already be aware of things like that, and would most likely not click on links without knowing FOR SURE what they are. 

I understand that things need to be tagged. Many of these are gifs that flash QUICKLY from one color to another.

Saying that the video is potentially dangerous is saying that casual daytime television is dangerous to epilepsy and so is going outside because sometimes clouds pass over the sun and make the world gently flash for a moment. 

Stop blowing it out of proportion. 

Sincerely, a person who interacts daily with many people who are suffering from mental conditions (several of which include epilepsy)

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doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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